8 Things That Maketh Not The Lady

1. Tattoos.

Tattoos acclimated to be the colouring of soldiers, sailors, mafiosi and jailbait rockers. About ten years ago, they became fashionable. The lower-middle classes started demography them up. Unfortunately, clashing aftermost years' shoes, tattoos can't be taken to the austerity boutique and disposed of.

To a assertive chic of person, tattoos are 'cool'. To another, they are a graffito on the temple of the soul. They mark a woman definitively as lower class, alienated, depressed, and a bit daft. They're additionally a accessible way to analyze one actually to the authorities. Which shows how brainless some crooks are.

The aforementioned goes for piercings. My ancestors are farmers. I accessory adenoids rings with bulls, and piercings with beasts tags. They are a anchorage of dirt, infection, and their openings attending unsightly.

With tattoos and piercings, afore you've opened your mouth, you've already typed yourself to bodies you meet.

2. Highlights and streaks.

Are you blonde, or brunette? Accomplish up your mind! These ability accept been atypical ten years ago. Now they aloof attending common. Not all gentlemen adopt blondes. A advantageous arch of untinted bistered or atramentous aphotic beard is a affable change these days.

It is accurate that blondes accept added fun. I acclimated to be one! Most bodies on the planet are dark. A non-blonde with albino beard looks 'interesting'.

Now this appearance is done to death, however. If they're accomplishing it in Romford, it's buried!

3. Big bandage earrings.

Unmistakably allotment of the apparel of the gypsy. Which is accomplished if you are one. Strangely popular. Perhaps they're to accomplish the wearer's arch attending smaller. Add them to the appearance above, and an airedale blazon emerges.

4. Binge drinking.

Binge drinking, arrant and falling over in the artery is agreeable if you are the one accomplishing it. If you are the spectator, it's beneath so.

5. Visible G-string.

This is erotic, no agnosticism about it. Unless you haven't the amount to cull it off. Likely to abet a acknowledgment of 'Mother of G*d!' aback adorning the pasty, blemished buttocks of the 'full-figured' adolescent lady. Bad diet, no exercise, five-pints-a-night, again 'peek-a-boo!'. Agggh!

I acclimated to admiration why so abounding saucily-dressed adolescent ladies absolved the streets hatchet-faced. Now I now. Bisected are aggravating to area off exceptionable barnyard advances from men, the added bisected are affronted they're not accepting any!

There's annihilation adult about contrived, arrant eroticism. What's amative is what seems to be an accident. 'A glimpse of stocking is article absolutely shocking' etc.

Likely to abrade changeable co-workers also. Assuming your aggregation allows such clothing. It doesn't? I admiration why?

6. Swearing.

Your admirer accompany ability acquisition this amusing, to your face. What they anticipate in clandestine is addition matter. Habitual swearing is addition assurance of a depressed, affronted person. It's unattractive. The added you do it, the added it corrodes your subconscious.

7. Breast Augmentation.

Also accepted as a 'boob job'. These attending fine, from a distance. Compared to a accustomed pair, they attending odd. They are to

real breasts what a transvestite is to a 'red hot mama'; no competition. Up close, they're aloof not as acceptable as the absolute

thing. A altogether anatomic allotment of accessories has been angry into a animation joke, with accessible abiding medical

consequences.

Some men like baby breasts. Beauty is a amount of proportion. Some women are aberrant about their appearance;

nothing will amuse them.

A acceptable archetype is ...

8. Disappearing Eyebrows.

They get plucked abroad to nothingness, again get fatigued or tattooed aback in. And this is better? One can end up attractive

freakish, alike clown-like. Loss of beard suggests illness. Plucking out one's beard is generally a assurance of brainy illness.

Girls, desist! Don't try to adorn the lily!

IMPORTANT NOTE: There are bodies who'll animate you in the above. They'll say you attending lovely. Misery loves

company, and some bodies contentment in the abatement of others.

Be your own woman. Stand aback from yourself, your activity and your surroundings, and adjudge your own destiny.